i’m only reblogging from you for the posts

i’m still really pissed at you

aunyebetumblin

#no

automaton-extraordinaire:

zookeeperalice:

ladysomnambule:

schism-ism:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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You can click and drag to stab things on your dash

Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD

reblogging just so I can stab things

we are all sick


vinebox:

me at the movies


feistyhypnosis:

jfc im cryign

feistyhypnosis:

jfc im cryign


suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents


deaneggsandsam:

deaneggsandsam:

i find a guy attractive do i stab him??

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osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

mishasminions:

i-bring-light:

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
…
Why?
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

A turtle duck.

OMG A TURTLE DUCK


Durkle

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

mishasminions:

i-bring-light:

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.

Reblog the turtle duck.

Why?

Because it’s a turtle duck.

Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.

For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

A turtle duck.

OMG A TURTLE DUCK

Durkle


Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder


grayscalearchitect:

kitteridgehawkpelt:

potterdursley:

potterdursley:

Alternate Universes are pure gold

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GET OUT

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS


never have friends don’t fucking do it because you need to draw the line in the sand somewhere and ask yourself “whAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY”
noTFUCKINGTHIS

never have friends don’t fucking do it because you need to draw the line in the sand somewhere and ask yourself “whAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY”

noT
FUCKING
THIS


roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths


i organize my tabs by importance and/or in places where if the tab blinks, I’ll catch it in my peripherals