So…it turns out…that big crush I had? Well, he likes someone else. Of course someone prettier, shorter, smarter, and skinnier. One of my best friends, and she likes him too. So, I’m going to help set them up together. She knows I have a crush on him, but she’s like a little sister to me, I put her emotions first, and she feels really bad about liking him (‘cause really, you can’t control who you get crushes on), but…hey. It’s whatever. He deserves better, and that right there is my friend.
SO, time to operate and get them together. Big sister style.