hhhhheeeeeee <333 thank you very much
"Sam… my heart breaks for you. The weight on your shoulders: what you’ve done, what you still have to do, it is more than anyone can bear."
2nd gif set of Lucifer for my good friend. Thank her for all the Lucifer eye candy. :3
aim to have the kind of friendships where you can text porn to each other uwu
calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already
I just love how funny he thinks it is to ruin the lives of others.
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OKAY SO I JUST REMEMBERED THIS ONE TIME I WENT INTO WALMART TO GET SOME THINGS FOR MY MOTHER AND Y’KNOW WALMART IS LIKE ONE OF THE ONLY EXCITING PLACES TO BE IN MY TOWN OKAY AND I KNOW IT PRETTY WELL SO I DIDN’T WEAR MY GLASSES (I’M NEAR-SIGHTED) AND AS I WAS WALKING THROUGH ONE OF THE MORE OPEN ISLES I LOOKED TO MY LEFT AND SAW A COUPLE NEAR THE OPENING OF THE DOORS THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE MY FRIENDS ROYCE AND DANIELLE SO I FUCKING DARTED WITH MY DAMN CART PRACTICALLY JUST “NYOOM” AS I SPRINTED AND KICKED OF THE GROUND TO INCREASE MY SPEED AND JUST FUCKING FOUR FEET AHEAD OF THEM I REALIZED
NO THAT IS NOT ROYCE AND DANIELLE
SO I CAME TO A COMPLETE AND UTTER STOP. AT THIS POINT THE ROYCE-LOOK A LIKE WAS PROTECTING THE DANIELLE-LOOK ALIKE AND WE STARED AT EACH OTHER AWKWARDLY JUST IMAGINE THE ABSOLUTE HORROR OF MY FACE BECAUSE I WAS GRINNING I WAS SO HAPPY THAT I MIGHT BE SEEING ROYCE AND DANIELLE AT WALMART BUT NO INSTEAD I NEARLY RUN OVER THEIR FUCKING CLONES AND I JUST I HAVE NEVER APOLOGIZED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE
AND THEY’RE JUST “OH NO, IT’S ALRIGHT, WE UNDERSTAND”
NO NO IT IS NOT ALRIGHT I ALMOST FUCKING RAN YOU TWO OVER LIKE FUCK I AM S O SORRY
the worst thing in the world is when you see someone u know at the end of a long hallway and u just gotta stare at them awkwardly until you’re close enough to smile or say hi