i’m only reblogging from you for the posts
i’m still really pissed at you
when a good url is taken by a shitty blog
You can click and drag to stab things on your dash
Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD
reblogging just so I can stab things
we are all sick
me at the movies
jfc im cryign
its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
i find a guy attractive do i stab him??
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.
A turtle duck.
OMG A TURTLE DUCK
Four different people asked this.
I HAVE A CHILD.
I laughed at this
then I notice it was John Green
then I laughed harder
Alternate Universes are pure gold
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
never have friends don’t fucking do it because you need to draw the line in the sand somewhere and ask yourself “whAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY”
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
i organize my tabs by importance and/or in places where if the tab blinks, I’ll catch it in my peripherals